HOW TO GET GIRLS TO LIKE YOU

How To Get Girls To Like You: Top 10 Ways To Become Irresistible To Women

2010-04-30T18:52:00.000-07:00

Let's face it: Hot, interesting women can pick and choose the men they want to date. The problem is most men obsess about things they can't change about themselves like their looks, their car or their job. Truth is, none of that's changing anytime soon, so you need to maximize what you have. Once you know how to do that, you can become irresistible to any woman, even if she seems "out of your league." Check out these top 10 ways to become irresistible to women you dream about right here.

Be romantic
Romance is about more than the run-up to sex; it's also about more than buying her flowers and lighting candles. It's really about looking past the surface of a woman and letting her know that you love what you see. It's about having the imagination to spot opportunities and drop a perfect compliment at the right moment, or tell a fascinating story that shows you know what matters to her. Learn to do that, and you'll become irresistible to women in a way that makes gifts a thing of the past.

Give her the right kind of attention
Have you heard? Women like attention. But interestingly, it’s much better to hint at that kind of attention than to be over the top in demonstrating it. Example: Instead of buying flashy gifts or dropping obvious compliments, try saying: “I was thinking about you today" or "I just wanted to mention that I really like hearing your voice on the phone.” It lets her know she means enough to be in your thoughts when she's not around -- and that's a very powerful way to become irresistible to women.

Be confident
Do I really need to say it? Women are magnetically drawn to men who show no fear when going after what they want. Problem is, too many guys take "confidence" too far out of fear or insecurity and just come off as arrogant, which is not what I mean here. Women find men irresistible who see something they want, and then go after it in a fearless way without bragging or smack-talking. That kind of confidence drives women wild.

Be adventurous
Nothing is a bigger turn off to a woman than a buzz-kill, so always be open and excited about trying new things, even if it's just trying new food. And if you're passionate about extreme adventures, awesome -- use it. In fact, dare her to join you on a sunset skydive, even if there's no chance she ever will. It shows the sky's the limit with you, and danger is definitely a major turn on.

Be unpredictable
Sounds like a no-brainer. Women are drawn to men they can’t control or predict. In fact, they absolutely obsess over guys who flirt then don’t call the next day (this is how you will become irresistible to women). So make sure to shake things up, even if it's just challenging her to a race down the stairs instead of taking the elevator. Tease and mess with women in ways they didn't expect or haven't seen before. Avoid predictable routines and, above all, never, ever act like every other guy. After all, predictability is only attractive to women when it comes to choosing a husband.

Be thoughtful
Know why women like gifts? It shows you were thinking about them "off the clock," and that's a feeling women need and want. Problem is, gifts will make a woman feel the same inside whether it’s a card or a diamond. But start noticing little details about her and calling them out and she'll melt. If she's wearing a sexy new outfit or lip color, drop a compliment and she'll feel an attraction that no "gift" can make her feel for you.

Demonstrate dominance
Even if you haven't read it in a psychology book, you probably know it in your gut: Women have an unconscious attraction to dominant men. In fact, dominant males in some primate groups account for up to 75% of all the matings -- and guess what? The rest all sit home alone playing Wii. Seriously, though, the same goes for humans. Although demonstrating dominance never means being overly aggressive, pushy or rude, it does mean taking strong action to get what you want. Try it. You'll become irresistible to women.

Show some class
You don't have to be James Bond to know women are attracted to men with class. But the big news is, you don't have to drink with your pinkie in the air to show that you have class. Keep a few simple details and gestures in mind and it goes a very long way to becoming irresistible to women. For example, make sure your shoes and belt match. Learn a little about wine or foreign movies. Broaden your musical taste. Hold open doors for her. Women really notice this stuff, and it pays big dividends when it comes to attraction

Sound smart
You don't have to be a rocket scientist to sound smart. Creativity plus stuff you already know can create powerful attraction with a woman. Even if you know just enough about something to start a conversation, use it to approach a woman and you'll sound smart. Relate it to her ("Did you know the indirect lighting in here makes your eyes look even bluer?") and she'll be hooked -- guaranteed.

Be funny
I say that humor is magic, and it isn't an exaggeration. Humor is the fastest, most powerful way to become irresistible to women, even women you might consider "out of your league." Make a woman laugh, and I don't care how hot or unattainable she seems, you'll trigger positive feelings in her that she just can't ignore. So if you're naturally funny, go with it. If you're not a natural crack-up, it's time to learn. Study online. Read books. Watch live comedy shows. Do whatever it takes, because when you can make her laugh, you become irresistible.

How To Get Girls To Like You: Communicate With Girls Powerfully 3

2010-04-29T15:52:00.000-07:00

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F. Stories.
When you present a story, your listener tends to go into a trance state and feel the emotions that the characters in the story feel—and then they will apply these emotions to the present moment andsituation. This is why good public speakers so often tell stories—they’re an express lane to the emotions. When you tell lots of stories about people getting excited and being motivated and making lots of money, for example, your listeners will start to get excited and motivated and they’ll
start thinking about making money. When you tell someone stories about people falling in love or people having sex, she’ll start to think about what these things feel like, and she’ll become aroused.

And because you are talking about other people’s experiences, your listener will tend not to be embarrassed—after all, you aren’t telling her to fall in love, you’re telling her what your friend Karen felt like when she fell in love.

When you use stories, you can even insert direct commands to your listener, without taking responsibility for them. “So the guy said to this other guy, ‘I want you to remember this! Use lots and lots of stories! People eat stories up and feel what you describe!’” “My friend Julia said this Italian man suddenly stood up, gripped her chin, looked in her eyes, and said, ‘We are going to make love tonight!’ Strange, huh?”

G. Stimulus-Response
Emotions are associative; they get linked to particular stimuli, and one of these stimuli can later revive that emotion, even if there’s no logical connection between the stimulus itself and the emotion. If, for example, you had a truly wonderful sexual experience last week with a woman wearing capri pants, you may suddenly find yourself feeling very good the next time you see someone wearing capri pants, even if you don’t remember why.

Your lover may use a particular tone of voice when she says your name as you are having sex; the next time she uses that voice, even if she’s telling you to take out the trash, it may mysteriously evoke good feelings inside you. You may use hand-motions, tones of voice, touches, or anything at all which someone’s senses can register in order to create a stimulus-response link (NLPers call these links “anchors”).

The stronger the emotion felt at the exact instant the anchor is set, the stronger
the emotion evoked when the anchor is “fired” later. The more unusual the anchor, the less likely its force will be diluted in other contexts (a handshake, for example, is not a good choice for an anchor—someone already has lots of associations with handshakes, and is likely to shake hands with many different people and while feeling many different emotions after you set it).

Review
1 What you describe, others imagine and feel and experience internally. This is called The Pink Elephant Principle, or stimulation.
2 When you tell someone not to X, or that X is false, they still momentarily imagine and respond to X.
3 Use imagery and sensory detail in your descriptions—specify what your listener should see and feel and hear and smell and taste. This intensifies the emotional power of what you are saying. It also engages the imagination and tends to induce a trance state, such that the listener stops analyzing and naturally responds powerfully.
4 You create rapport and emotional comfort and connection through similarity. You create similarity through mirroring someone’s bodily movements and rhythms and/or by saying things which match someone’s beliefs and perceptions. When you say many things in a row which match a listener’s beliefs, you tend to induce a trance.
5 Use abstractions and vague words to maintain rapport.
6 Tell stories involving emotions and sensations to rapidly induce those same emotions and sensations in your listener, in ways that allow her to feel safe and comfortable.
7 Emotions get linked to sensory stimuli. You can reintroduce the linked stimuli (the “anchor”) in order to reintroduce the emotion.

How To Get Girls To Like You: Communicate With Girls Powerfully 2

2010-04-28T15:46:00.000-07:00

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D. Similarity.
Similarity creates emotional connection, agreement, and comfort—the more similar your listener feels, the more thoroughly she will respond physically and emotionally to the imagery you present. Also, the greater the degree of rapport—the greater the degree of comfort and connection--, the more easily and readily will she supply relevant meanings for whatever vague, abstract language you employ.

Simply put, the greater the degree of your rapport with your listener, the more persuasive and powerful your words will be. That said, how do you create rapport? Number one, Matching your listener’s outward expressions—that is, her bodily rhythms and physical state. Number two, acknowledging or, better yet, seeming to match your
listener’s inner world—that is, her perceptions, beliefs, and assumptions.

You can match your listener’s bodily expressions in some of the following ways: Adopt your listener’s posture, so that if she’s standing, you stand also; if her arms are crossed, you cross your arms also; if she’s plowing her hand through her hair, you run your hand through your hair also. For that matter, when she blinks, you can blink also; when she inhales, you can do the same. You can even talk…at the same tempo…that your listener…breathes. This is called hypnotic tempo, and has a very… powerful… impact… on whoever…is listening. Your mirroring should become more and more exact; subtle and partial at first, then more and more complete.

Typically, when it comes to rhythmic behavior, like blinking, a feedback loop will be
established: she’ll blink, you blink back, and then she’ll blink back faster, etc. Matching someone’s behavior causes them to feel similar to you, and as the feeling of
similarity strengthens, they’ll begin to match you in response.

You can also match someone’s beliefs, emotions, and ideas. In fact, when you say several things in a row which match someone’s beliefs, they start focusing on what you’re saying to the exclusion of other input. Why? Because you are giving them the
truth, as they perceive it, and the unconscious mind, the instincts crave good, accurate feedback.

Therefore, when you tell people things that match what they already believe or which match what their senses tell them, they feel close to you, focus on what you’re saying, and respond much more powerfully to whatever you tell them—in fact, if you say many many things in a row which match their beliefs, they will go into the focused, emotionally engaged, emotionally accepting state we call trance.

E. Vagueness.
How do you know what to say, in order to match your listener’s beliefs? Well, sometimes you don’t know—so just use vague language, language that doesn’t specify how what you are talking about looks like, feels like, sounds like, tastes like, or smells like. Let your listener’s imagination fill in the gaps.

Why should you use vague language? Because if you have rapport—if you are matching the listener’s beliefs, so that your listener begins to instinctively trust what you say—your listener will fill your vague, abstract language with content which is meaningful and appropriate to her. If you say, “I saw a great painting the other day—its colors were rust and purple and yellow and black,” well, she might not think
those colors are the basis of a beautiful painting. You might break rapport.

If you just say, “I saw a beautiful, beautiful painting the other day,” and look and sound as if you were, at that very moment, seeing a beautiful painting,that would likely be quite sufficient to help her feel as if she was seeing a beautiful painting. An abstract word, a word with no specific sensory information—no indication as to what should be seen, heard, felt, smelled, or tasted—is like a big net being dragged through the ocean.

An empty word, backed by rapport, gathers meaning and substance, just as the net,
though empty, catches fish, and gathers weight. The greater your rapport, the more likely your listener will fill the net with meanings that he or she will agree with, which in turn will deepen her rapport and lead her more deeply into a receptive state.

This is why many hypnotists, and many politicans, and many preachers, beyond a certain point in their presentations, speak almost entirely in abstractions. They’ve matched your beliefs, secured the trust of your instincts, and built emotional momentum, so now they can be increasingly vague while the vague things they say seem increasingly true and feel increasingly compelling.

Be specific, describing things in terms of the senses, to engage the imagination; be similar, to create rapport; and then be vague, to encourage your listener’s imagination and emotions forward in the directions you’ve established. Once you secure rapport, vagueness intensifies rapport

How To Get Girls To Like You: Communicate With Girls Powerfully 1

2010-04-28T15:43:00.000-07:00

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Before we examine the structure of female emotion, and therefore how to rapidly induce intense emotional states in women using wordsalone, we’re first going to cover some basic techniques for ramping upanyone’s feelings.

We’re going to look at how you communicate powerfully.Communicating powerfully is about inducing emotional states in other people. Not random emotional states, because everyone induces emotional states in other people all the time—oftentimes, the wrong emotional states--but specific emotional states, the emotional states you want, the emotional states that will produce the results you want and give you real satisfaction.

Let’s consider, briefly, some of the tools and principles of powerful communication.

A. Verbal Stimulation.
First, the principle of stimulation, also known as “The Pink Elephant Principle,” because when I tell you not to think of a pink elephant, not to imagine its pink trunk, not to think of its tail flicking back and forth, not to think of its big floppy pink ears, you inevitably think of a pink elephant anyway.

To make sense of what I’m saying, you create in your mind some experience of a pink elephant—what it would look like, or the sounds it would make, or what its skin would feel like under your hand.

What you describe, your listener will experience, if only to understand what you are saying. The more vivid your description, the more your listener will respond as if he or she is directly experiencing what you describe, with all the emotions that follow from the experience.

B. Don’t Equals Do.
This is a corollary of the Pink Elephant Principle. When I tell you not to do X, or that there’s no such thing as X, or that X is impossible, you still imagine X and feel a response to X. “There’s no way you can use words to touch women’s deepest emotions and arouse them fantastically quickly.”“Don’t think about using these techniques over and over again, until they’re as natural as breathing.” “Don’t think about what it would feel like to fall in love right now.” “There’s no way you can fall in love with me.”

C. Imagery.
Make your description vivid by using specific sensory details—colors, sounds, textures. You can make reference to a lagoon, or you can evoke an experience of a bowl of water nestling, hidden between two high banks, with the light blue water’s surface glittering beneath the sun, one edge churning beneath a small waterfall, the tiny crests created11 by the falling water glinting again and again, as the water moves in a leisurely flow into the jungle which surrounds it. Words exist to create
experiences in those who hear or read them—the listener converts what he or she hears into visual images, tactile feelings, sounds, smells, and tastes.

You can make the listener’s experience much, much richer by stating explicitly what to see and hear and feel. When you do this, your listener, instead of needing to interpret your language with her intellect, will respond with her imagination, and therefore her body and her emotions. Abundant imagery can entrance her and lead her into a fantasy world.

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How To Get Girls To Like You: Mastering Woman trough Her Ear

2010-04-27T18:09:00.000-07:00

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Imagine saying to a woman, “I want to speak…to the deepestpart…of who…you…truly…are.”

Sounds ridiculous, doesn’t it? Well, it sounds ridiculous to men.However, this kind of language sounds poetic and deeply erotic to women.

For purposes of seduction, the most important and immediately
accessible female sexual organ is the ear.

In order to give women the emotional experiences they fantasize about, and getting them incredibly aroused and sexually responsive fantastically quickly—in order get what you want--you’re going to learn to use words in an entirely new way.

Some of the things you will find yourself saying will sound laughable. You will do this, because you will learn for yourself that things which sound laughable and preposterous to men can be irresistibly erotic for women.

It’s like this: The ear—what you tell her--allows the rest of her to feel turned on, whether by imagery or bodily feelings.

Does this just mean saying, “I really really really love you” a lot? Nope. Saying I love you/need you/want to marry you, etc., has very very little to do with what we’re talking about.

Let’s get scientific for a moment. Researchers have performed functional Magnetic Resonance Imaging studies— the brain imaging procedures known as fMRI scans--on both women and men as they listened to language. They then compared the two groups’ results.

Is there a difference? Yep.

Basically, women use both halves of their brains to understand words. Men, on the other hand, pretty much just use the logical half. So women analyze words and speech logically, as men do—but they also plug in their emotions. Women don’t just interpret words logically; they also experience them emotionally.

Men are turned on by imagery—seeing or imagining a naked woman (or naked man, as the case may be). Women are turned on by language, which allows them to feel comfortable and aroused by the experience of seeing or imagining a naked man.

Once you understand this fact, and know how to use particular words in particular ways, turning on women becomes very, very easy—as easy and automatic as turning on a man by showing him a pretty girl as she slowly removes all her clothes.

Let’s back up a bit.

Men need only see a not-hideous naked woman to get sexually aroused. Men then want to take action, and have sex with this woman--there and then, preferably.

Women are aroused by the sight of an attractive naked man, and aroused by the thought of sex, but then other processes kick in. They consider the many, many possible consequences of sex, including pregnancy, the shattering of their existing relationships, and so forth.

They can be aroused, but then have thoughts about being aroused, which can easily neutralize this arousal. Women have feelings about feelings, and feelings about feelings about feelings, and those feelings at the top of the hierarchy—the complex feelings about the simpler feelings--are the ones that matter most, and the ones that determine whether or not they stay for that nightcap after all.

For example, a woman’s arm might be brushed by a man’s hand. The physical feeling is of warmth and friction. She might be excited by this. In addition to physically feeling warmth, and physically feeling excitement—in the sense of a quickened heart rate, focused attention, heightened muscle tone--, she might also, emotionally, feel eagerness.

Her eagerness might lead up to a feeling of lust. Her lust might lead up to a desire to “open herself” more emotionally. Her desire to open herself emotionally might lead up to a desire to open herself physically. This might lead up to a memory of the last time something like this happened. This might lead up to a sense of shame, which might lead up to guilt, which might lead up to a sense of powerlessness, which might lead up to anger. If anger is the emotion that the other feelings lead to, it’ll take precedence over “simpler” feelings, things like excitement, lust, and so forth.

Her abstract values and emotions will override the pleasures of physical stimulus, and might even make that stimulus physically unpleasant. Voila, you have a pissed-off girl.

Most men’s emotions aren’t nearly so complex. Whereas male sexuality is driven most intensely by bodily feelings, female sexuality is driven by bodily feelings as mingled with feelings about those feelings—emotions. Emotions, though rooted in the body, are shaped and guided by words.

How To Get Girls To Like You: Build Confidence Without Think

2010-04-26T04:37:00.000-07:00

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Step One:
Recall a time when you felt very powerful, resourceful and poised.

Step Two:
Close your eyes, and run through the situation. What did you see? Hear? How did it feel in your body?

Step Three:
Experience those powerful feelings in your body. When they reach their peak, anchor them by reaching with your right hand and gently squeezing your left wrist, using your index finger and thumb. Keep holding that squeeze as you continue to experience those powerful feelings.

Step Four:
Run through the first three steps another two times.

Step Five:
Make an associated image of a circumstance where you want power and confidence with women. As you do so, fire your anchor by applying the same wrist squeeze.

Step Six:
Keep holding the squeeze and you will experience the powerful, bold, confident feelings in a circumstance that used to make you nervous! You have now trained your brain to react to women by putting you into a powerful, confident, bold state, WITHOUT YOUR HAVING TO THINK ABOUT IT AT THE TIME YOU ARE ACTUALLY IN THE SITUATION!

Step Seven:
Do this once a day, in the morning to start your day, for one week! Refresh and repeat after that if needed!

How To Get Girls To Like You: Build Your Unbeliavable Confidence

2010-04-25T02:40:00.000-07:00

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These are two different kinds of visual images you can make in your mind:

Disassociated, where YOU SEE YOURSELF IN THE PICTURE!

Associated, where YOU DO NOT SEE YOURSELF IN THE PICTURE! YOU SEE THE EVENT OR CIRCUMSTANCE AS IF YOU WERE STANDING THERE, LOOKING OUT OF YOUR OWN EYES.

You'll use the first kind of image, disassociated, to imagine all the new, aggressive, powerful kinds of behaviors you'd like to have with women. That's your first step.

Your second step is to make associated images of the circumstances where you want to use those new powerful, bold, assertive behaviors. What would it actually look like from your own eyes?

Your third step is to run through the behaviors, fully associated. How would you feel in your body? What would your voice sound like? What would you be seeing out of your own eyes?

This will make these behaviors very real to your brain, and will tell your brain INSTANTLY to call them up when you need them, so you don't even have to think about it!

How To Get Girls To Like You: Ultimate Attitudes for Success with Woman

2010-04-24T02:27:00.000-07:00

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Attitude/Rule One:
I MAKE NO EXCUSES FOR MY DESIRES AS A MAN.
I MOVE THROUGH THE WORLD WITHOUT APOLOGY.

Attitude/Rule Two:
I DON'T NEED YOU-YOU NEED ME.

Attitude/Rule Three:
YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME.

Attitude/Rule Four:
I NEVER KNOW WHERE I STAND WITH A WOMAN UNTIL I MAKE THAT FIRST SERIOUS PASS, SO I DON'T CONSIDER A WOMAN A SERIOUS PROSPECT UNTIL AFTER WE'VE MADE LOVE.

Attitude/Rule Five:
THE FIRST STEP IN ATTRACTING A WOMAN IS GETTING HER ATTENTION, AND THE BEST WAY TO DO
THAT IS BY BEING UNIQUE, AND NOVEL, AND DIFFERENT.
Attitude/Rule Six:
I DON'T ARGUE WITH A WOMAN AND NEITHER DO I ATTEMPT TO APPEASE HER. I LISTEN CAREFULLY TO WHAT SHE HAS TO SAY, BUT GENTLY AND FIRMLY DO AS I HAD PLANNED ALL LONG.

Attitude/Rule Seven:
THERE IS NO WOMAN SO BEAUTIFUL THAT I CAN'T MAKE HER MINE.

Attitude/Rule Eight:
A "5" IN YOUR BED BEATS A "10" IN YOUR HEAD, BUT A "10" IN YOUR BED, BEATS A HUNDRED "5's" IN YOUR HEAD!

Attitude/Rule Nine:
NEVER GET SERIOUSLY INVOLVED WITH A WOMAN WHO HAS MORE PROBLEMS THAN YOU DO.

Attitude/Rule Ten:
PERSISTENCE WITHOUT FLEXIBILITY IS A PRESCRIPTION FOR DISASTER. VARY YOUR APPROACH AND STYLE TO DISCOVER WHAT WORKS THE BEST.

How To Get Girls To Like You: Breaking Woman Resistance Instantly!!!

2010-04-23T20:06:00.000-07:00

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We've all heard the nonsense about "No Means No" and respecting a girl's right to refuse a pass.

Well, I hope by now you know differently. Often times "no" doesn't mean that at all. It could mean, "I don't want to appear cheap, so I have to put up token resistance first." Or it could mean, "I'm not sure." Or it could mean, "I'm scared of sex."

Whatever it means, the two worst responses you could make to a woman who resists you, are to:

Argue with her about it.

Give up and sulk.

The best thing to do is express agreement with how she feels, then back off and try later again in the evening. If she's just trying to avoid appearing easy or cheap, you'll nail her later anyway.

The real problem arises when the lady just happens to have a serious problem about sex or is just NOT attracted to you.

In the first case, you are in trouble, buddy. If she's this hung up, what kind of a fuck is she going to be anyway? Personally, I'd see her to the door and throw away her phone number.

If she's not attracted to you, but likes sex generally, you've still got a fighting chance. Let me show you several ways around the, "I'M JUST NOT ATTRACTED TO YOU LINE."

METHOD ONE: AS IF FRAME
This is perhaps the sneakiest and most unfair method I know to break a woman's resistance to sleeping with you. It is the H-bomb in your arsenal. It works on the principle that if you put someone in the physiology of a certain state, they will actually BE in that state.

Here's how it works. You make the pass and she rejects you. You should act apologetic. Tell her you are sorry you misread her cues. Say something like, "Look. I'm sorry. I'm just really dumb when it comes to reading women, y'know. Maybe you can help me with this? I know this sounds really dumb, but I don't want to keep making this kind of dumb mistake with women."

Odds are, she'll be willing to help.

"If you can remember a time you were with a guy that you were really attracted to, can you show me what the look was on your face?"

She'll laugh at first, but then show you.

"OK. But can you show me how your mouth was? Was it open? And how did your eyes
look?"

"OK. And how were you breathing? Can you show me?"

"How were you sitting? What was your posture?"

"And what feelings, closing your eyes for a second, were you aware of in your body? And how did those start to build?"

At this point, you have a choice. You can anchor those feelings and make a pass later by firing off the anchor, or you can make a pass then and there, using a transition like this:

"And how would this touch feel to you if he were touching you like this, here and now?" Resume your pass now.

METHOD TWO: REDEFINE THE MEANING OF THE SITUATION
This is a more verbal approach than the last method. When she feeds you the "I'm just not attracted to you" objection, you reply as follows:

"What you're really saying is you have an unprecedented opportunity to expand the range of people you can share joy and pleasure with."

That will blow her mind. You've taken a negative and turned it around into a positive opportunity for her to grow and expand her life. You've made her excuse for not fucking you her positive reason to do so. Wow!

METHOD THREE: CONSEQUENCES
Here you point out the consequences of her actions by saying: "Telling me that is only going to make me want you more, because I get really turned on when women reject me." Well, where does THAT leave her? You've let her know that pushing you away again is only going to make it worse for her! She can't win no matter what.

METHOD FOUR: SHOCK
This method relies on interrupting her pattern by reversing the tables. Here you say: "Attracted? Who says I'M attracted to YOU. As far as I'm concerned, honey, I'm giving you a MERCY fuck!" Then immediately resume your pass.

METHOD FIVE: HUMOR
Here you interrupt her pattern of rejection again, but this time more gently. Politely say, "Oh. I'm sorry. Excuse me." Then get up, and go into the kitchen. Get a paper shopping bag, stick it on your head, and walk back over to her. "There," you say, "that should fix it!" As she laughs, resume your pass.

METHOD SIX: GUILT
One of the hardest things for anyone to do is watch a grown man cry. You are going to depend on that for this method, but be aware that this one is going to take some acting ability. Pull away after she rejects you and put your head in your hands. Quietly start to sob.

"I'm sorry .... I should have known better than to think .... that a girl like you .... could like me .... " Sob some more. "Let me sit a second .... and I'll take you home." (Obviously if you are at HER place, you word it accordingly, dummy!) "It's just that I'll never know .... the peace .... of having you in my arms .... and loving you .... it would have meant so much .... (sob, sob). I've never been with a woman as beautiful as you .... you don't know the confidence it would have given me...and the happiness .... . (sob uncontrollably now) .... could you find it in yourself .... just to let me kiss you once .... to know I at least had that?"

Now I promise you, if the girl has any heart at ALL, she'll kiss you. And that's when you resume your pass. If she stops you, start weeping again.

How To Get Girls To Like You: Unexpected thing that give you Laid

2010-04-22T20:01:00.000-07:00

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With this close, you operate as if you absolutely knew the girl wanted to desperately sleep with you, but you are determined to hold out till the last possible minute and to enjoy teasing her all evening.

With this approach, you lean into her as you talk as if you are about to kiss her. Then you MOVE AWAY. Get up and fix yourself a drink, or go to the bathroom. When you play with her mind like this, she won't know what to think. And when you put her in that state of mind, she's much more pliable and less likely to resist you.

A good tactic is to wait until she says something funny, and then reach over and brush the side of her face with the OUTSIDE of your hand. Then say something like, "You're such a funny lady." Do this slowly and deliberately, looking in her eyes the whole time. Then PULL AWAY.

Here's how you end this. While you're talking, suddenly yawn, look at your watch, and say, "I'm feeling a little bushed. Let's call it an evening."

If you're at your place, you proceed like this: "C'mon. I'll drive you home." Make as if you're really getting to leave. As she stands up from the couch, take her in your arms, and kiss her passionately. It's the last thing she'll be expecting, and the unexpected has the best effect.

How To Get Girls To Like You: I Want You Baby, Now and Here

2010-04-21T19:52:00.000-07:00

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Again to make this work, you have to find out the lady's preferred system.

Once you do that, you start talking to her about the beach. You start by asking her to recall something from her preferred system about the beach. Let's say you are talking to a woman who's preferred system is auditory. Here's how you'd do it:

YOU: Hey, let's try an imagination experiment. Close your eyes for a second. Let's take an imaginary trip to the beach. You're at the beach. And you can hear the sound of the wind as it blows, and the sound of the waves .... and the sound of a gull, crying overhead .... and as you hear the sound of the waves .... (switch to visual system) you can also see a wave as it moves toward the shore .... you can see the sunlight glinting off the wave, and some of the white spray that's being blown off by the wind .... and as you see that spray .... you can also feel it gently touch your face now .... and as you feel the spray on your face .... and the rise and fall of your chest as you breath .... and the gentle warmth of the sun on your face .... you can begin to feel a deep and comfort and warmth .... and a feeling of being totally at ease.

(Here's where you get her. You've already hypnotized her, because when you switch people from their preferred system to a system that is normally not in their conscious awareness, they enter an altered state.) .... and that feeling of ease and warmth, begins to spread through your body .... with each breath you take .... the rise and fall of your chest .... allows a glowing rich warmth to spread throughout your body .... a warmth that feels so very good .... so good .... like warm and gentle hands .... massaging throughout your body .... (From here you lead her in the same manner as the first stacking realities technique.)

MORE POWER CLOSES FOR GETTING YOU LAID

I want to emphasize again the important super-rule you should make part of you. I want you to eat, sleep, breathe and shit this rule:

I MAKE NO EXCUSES FOR MY DESIRES AS A MAN

This rule is important in every aspect of dealing with a woman, but no where more so than when you make that first serious pass.

If you aren't going to use the hypnotic techniques mentioned in the previous chapters, then I suggest you use one or both of the following power closes.

POWER CLOSE ONE: TAKING WHAT BELONGS TO YOU CLOSE

What does the average guy do when a woman invites him into her apartment for a cup of coffee?

I'll tell you what he does. He makes small talk while the coffee is brewing, all the while sweating and nervous about when he's going to make his pass.

Then, when she serves the coffee, he drinks it nervously, wondering when he should make a move. Maybe they sit down on the couch, and he wonders when he should sit closer.

Time wears on. Nothing has happened, and he's getting more and more out of control. Maybe he spills his drink or has to keep going to the bathroom.

Perhaps he decides he better do something, so he moves a little closer and kind of apologetically puts an arm around her. He starts to slowly finger her hair, waiting to see her response.

The first power close cuts through all that nonsense Here's how it works.

She invites you in for coffee. You let her slide while the coffee is brewing. This is her safe time-the last few minutes she'll EVER be safe around you again. You can chuckle to yourself as you look at her and realize that.

The coffee is ready and she pours it for both of you. After she takes the first sip, don't say anything. Just suddenly stop talking and look at her intensely, with just the slightest hint of a smile.

At this point she'll notice, and probably ask, what is it. You CALMLY, SLOWLY, AND DELIBERATELY, put your cup down, reach over, take hers out of her hand, and put it down. Look at her for a second, take her face in her hands, and kiss her passionately.

This kind of action is sending a woman a POWERFUL message about the kind of man you are. You are in effect saying, WITHOUT WORDS, "Let's skip the crap baby. I want you, HERE, NOW, AND I'M NOT MAKING ANY EXCUSES FOR IT."

This is my favorite, non-hypnotic close, although I can't entirely call it that, because women seem to go into a trance with the slow, deliberate, but unexpected movements you make.

A key to making this pitch work is SAYING NOTHING! If you talk, you've ruined it! Also, your movements must be slow, and deliberate, not hurried and rushed, Like you are afraid she's going to stop you.

How To Get Girls To Like You: Instant Screw

2010-04-20T19:38:00.000-07:00

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We mentioned anchoring above, briefly, and here's another way to use it to get laid on the first date.

The first step to making this work is to find out your date's preferred Representational system. You find this out by asking her to recall her last vacation and have her describe in her own words, what she liked best. If she says she enjoyed the feeling of laying out in the sun, and swimming in the warm waves, you've got a kinesthetic person. If she says she liked the sound of the pounding surf, and the quiet nights, she's auditory. If she uses visual terms, she's visual.

Next, ask if she can remember the most exciting experience she's had recently. When you say the word "exciting" drop your voice a bit, and give it an erotic connotation. Nine out of ten times a woman will recall an erotic experience. When she answers yes, ask her to close her eyes a minute. Then, depending on what her preferred system is, ask her to remember, what she saw, what she heard, and how it felt in her body. As she experiences this, you'll notice things start to change. Her face will flush, her breathing will get heavy, her lower lip will get larger, and she will actually re-experience in her body all those lovely erotic feelings she had when she first went through the experience.

As she's doing this, tell her that when those feelings in her body reach their peak, she should wiggle her pink finger. When she wiggles it, reach over and give her right wrist a squeeze, and at the same time, say, "Good." Run her through this a two more times.

Then have her clear her mind, and close her eyes. Reach over, squeeze her wrist, and say good. If you've done it right, she'll go right back into the erotic state she was in before.

Now, tease her with it. Go back to normal conversation, then a minute later, reach over and trigger the anchor again. Look into her eyes, and smile at her as your do it, but this time, don't let go of her wrist. Keep squeezing, keeping her in the erotic state until you stop.

You now have a weapon you can use any time during the rest of the evening! Later in the evening, when your get her back at your place, tease her a bit. Don't make a pass for a long time, just smile knowingly. If she makes a comment you think is Interesting, reach over, squeeze the wrist, and say "good."

When she goes into the erotic state again, keep one hand on the wrist squeezing, then attack with the free hand and your mouth.

Practice anchoring. You'll get better at it and it does take some practice-we shouldn't kid ourselves about that. But shit - it works nicely!

What's great about this technique and the previous technique of stacking realities is you often don't have to go on a formal date. You can take a girl you just met for an innocent cup of coffee and get her ready to fuck you in fifteen minutes time. Why waste time going out when you could be going in?

How To Get Girls To Like You: Power Techniques that get you Laid

2010-04-19T18:13:00.000-07:00

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What you are about to read may stretch your ability to believe to the breaking point. I don't blame you for having that reaction at all.

All I can tell you is that this stuff works-it works so well that it scares me at times. My only comfort is knowing that as you become more and more successful and powerful with women, you lose the desire to abuse the power. Success makes you want to go a little bit easy on the poor defenseless creatures.

What I am about to show you will allow you to create very powerful feelings of being turned on and excited in almost any woman you can spend time with. You don't have to rely on luck, or that special "chemistry" or "spark." This chapter will show you how to create that in about ten minutes time, with almost any woman you want, in almost any circumstances. Instead of dates that end up with a polite peck on the cheek, you'll end up taking it as far as you want to go, regardless of how the woman felt about you before you used these techniques on her.

One last caution before I lay out this technology. In some states, rape is defined as "intercourse of a woman, by a man, by force, threat of force, or OTHERWISE WITHOUT CONSENT." In some states, if you get a date drunk, and fuck her when she's passed out, you could find your self facing a rape rap.

Likewise for hypnosis. I am not an attorney, and am not going to give you legal advice, but I warn you here and now of the possible consequences and am not about to be held responsible if you get slapped with charges. YOU USE THESE METHODS AT YOUR OWN RISK. (And I wouldn't have to give this disclaimer/warning if these methods didn't work as well as they do.)

HOW IT ALL WORKS:

COVERT HYPNOSIS AND THE STRUCTURE OF SEDUCTION This method works because it bypasses all of a woman's conscious resistance to screwing you. It doesn't matter what that conscious resistance is based on. Maybe you are not her type and she THINKS she needs a certain LOOK in a guy to turn her on. Maybe she wants you but is afraid of looking cheap if she comes across too fast. Maybe she's just recently been burned by a guy and isn't eager to have it happen again.

It DOESN'T matter why, because from now on you will be able to get past all of that by bypassing her CONSCIOUS mind and getting right to her UNCONSCIOUS. If this sounds like bull, please stick with me for just a few more pages, because what you are about to see is a MAGIC key for getting laid with startling frequency.

SCORING TECHNIQUE NUMBER ONE: STACKING REALITIES

Let me tell you a story about my buddy, Rick. Rick told me about this experience he had whenever he read a book. As he was reading along, he could begin to be aware of certain things. As he read, he could suddenly be aware of the unique darkness and shape of the letters. And as he became aware of that, he could also see the Contrasting whiteness of the page. And he could also be aware of the smoothness of the Paper. And as he became aware of that, he could also feel the rise and fall of his chest as he breathed, and the slightest little nodding, little nodding of his head. And as his eyes began to close ....

Now, what just happened as you were reading that? Even though I'm not standing over your shoulder as you read this, I'll bet my Batman comic book collection, that you started to notice the things I was talking about. You noticed the darkness of the letters, the brightness of the page, and the smoothness of the paper. And you noticed your breathing and your eyes started to close.

Here's the point: The only way to understand something you are hearing or reading, is by having a little bit of the experience yourself. Naturally, and without any resistance, you began to experience what I wanted you to, because you had to do so in order to make sense out of my words.

But notice something else of CRITICAL IMPORTANCE. I didn't suggest that you experience these things, or warn you in advance, or give you a direct command. That would have caused immense resistance on your part. Instead, I presented it to you as part of a story. I told you about an experience SOMEONE ELSE HAD, AND THE ONLY WAY FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT WAS TO HAVE THE EXPERIENCE FOR YOURSELF.

This is the same pattern and technique that you can use to put a woman into an altered state and get her to feel and do just about whatever you'd like her to. You start by telling her a story about someone else, and that story describes an experience that involves the feelings and actions you want HER to take. It sounds too simple and too good to be true, but it WORKS! And the more you practice the better you get.

Let's do a sample of this, to let you see just exactly how to use this technique that she'll be unable to resist. You may want to wait till later in the evening, when you are alone in your apartment.

Even though it usually only takes five minutes or so, you still don't want to run the risk of being interrupted.

After the usual small talk, here's how it would go:

YOU: Hey, did I tell you yet about my friend, Mike?

HER: No. What about him?

YOU: Well, this is interesting. I remember one time Mike told me this story. You see, he had this friend. And this friend noticed something unusual when she'd listen to someone talk. Like for example she could become aware of the sound of his voice .... and as she heard the sound of his voice, she could also hear the other sounds of people in the room .... and she could become aware .... of the rising and falling of her chest .... and the slight nodding of her head as she listened .... and the deep, deep richness of his voice .... and as she became aware .... of all these things .... the pressure of her hand as it rested on the table .... and the outline of his face as she watched him speak .... her attention would become riveted .... on a very unique detail of his face .... whatever it might be that seemed to capture her attention .... so that as she focused more and more on this part of his face..she became more and more fascinated by what he had to say .... more and more captivated and totally enraptured by this experience of him that she was having .... and as she allowed herself to realize these things .... she could also feel a deep longing within herself for him .... to feel his touch .... his gentle touch across her face. (Reach and gently stroke her with the back of your hand) .... and as she felt this touch and her eyes closed with the pleasure of it .... her breathing began to deepen, and her heart began to pound .... to pound .... with the rich .... deep warmth of his voice...the rich, deep warmth that began to spread .... began to pound through her chest .... and through her belly .... and deep through her thighs .... as the warmth and the wetness and the deep rich pounding of her most burning female place .... the pounding burning place .... that longed to be filled, ached to be filled .... filled with his throbbing rock-hard manness .... and as she felt these things .... deeper and deeper and even more intensely .... the feeling of his hand as it touched her thigh... let her know that she would open herself to this man completely ...give herself to him .... at the time he chose to take her ....

Now .... I guarantee that THAT WILL GET you laid .... if she doesn't rape you right there .... just make sure you repeat that same touch you gave her on the thigh, later on in the evening.

In hypnosis terms, this is known as an anchor. Basically, all that means is that when a person has an experience, anything that is associated or linked with that experience will cause the person to recall the entire experience. It's what Pavlov did to his dogs - by associating the ringing of a bell with the state of hunger and drooling, he could set of that state by simply ringing the bell at any time thereafter. In this case, you are also ringing someone's bell, but hopefully she will NOT BE A DOG!!!

You'll have to decide when to use this approach. You can try it in the restaurant or wait until after when she's in your apartment. It depends on how daring you want to get.

How To Get Girls To Like You: Handle Chicks Who try to Cancel Dates

2010-04-19T18:09:00.000-07:00

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Perhaps the most serious offense a chick can commit is to cancel a date. I've heard all sorts of hilarious excuses, and nine times out of ten they are just that.

but so what? With the proper amount of coercion and psychological pressure, you can get her to go out with you anyway. Then you can use one of the quick-lay/hypnosis tricks we'll show you so you can still wind up screwing her. How dare she try to waste the time of a master of Guerilla Get Laid tactics? As Batman would say, "Poor deluded girl!"

It's really quite simple. When she calls to cancel with her silly excuse, you just do this:

HER: Oh, I'm sorry, but I can't make it tonight. I have to take my friend to the airport (Or: "I'm just not feeling well," or whatever lie she tells you).

YOU: So what you're saying is, you'd like to go, but due to a circumstance you can't control and weren't expecting, you won't be able to?

HER: Yeah. That's right. (She's got to admit this- she can't come right out and say she just isn't interested. That might take a little guts. )

YOU: (Closing in for the kill) Well, since you said you'd like to go, what arrangements would you like to make to do that right now?

Then, you shut up. You have the silly chick. She's backed into a corner, and will have to name a day, or else risk being revealed as the liar she truly is.

Your other option is to blow the chick off, but make it as embarrassing and uncomfortable for her as is humanly possible.

Here is a great way to make her feel absolutely awful:

HER: Oh, I can't make our date because my parrot is having an existential crisis and I want to see him through it.

YOU: Hmm. You know, I'm sitting here, with the phone in my hand, listening to you peak, and I realize I still don't understand what's going on. And I also realize I can accept hearing the full and complete truth from you. So, why don't you tell me again what's going on.

It's very important that you say that last sentence with the right inflection and tonality. You're implying a part of the sentence which isn't actually said which is, "...and this time tell me the truth."

Believe it or else, but nine times out of ten, the chick actually will fess up and admit her deception. That's when you pounce on her!

YOU: So, how does it feel to know that you're afraid to take responsibility for your own decisions and have to resort to lying about them?

Oh, the joy of battle, my brothers! Flushing a chick down the toilet of humiliation is almost as great a kick as scoring!

Now, once in a while, a chick will cancel, but when she does she'll make a counter-offer to go out again another time. This at least is better than a straight cancellation without such an offer, but I'd strongly advise against accepting. She could be just throwing you a bone to make you feel better, but even if she isn't, your accepting her offer of doing it another time makes you look too easily available and removes the element of your being a challenge to her. This will make you look much less appealing in her eyes.

Here's the right way to handle this. Let's say you have a date for Saturday, and she calls you Friday evening.

HER: I'm sorry, but I really can't make it Saturday. I've got friends coming in from out of town. But I really do want to see you. Can we go out Sunday instead?

YOU: No, I have plans for Sunday (even if you don't and you are dying to be with her - bite the bullet and refuse!).

At this point you have two options:

Option One

YOU: Why don't we try another time when your schedule is a little looser? Then politely say goodbye, and hang-up. Wait 2 weeks, then call and ask her out for a specific night. If she doesn't accept or make a specific counter-offer, toss the number and move on.

Option Two

YOU: Well, I'll tell you, this is just the way it is for me. It's just the way I do things. When I make a date, and someone cancels, I leave it up to them to make the next date. So, if you want to go out, I'm interested. Call me, and I'll say yes.
Personally, I prefer this option. It's not as down and dirty as the first one,
but it is effective nonetheless. By putting the ball back in her court, you don't have to spend the two weeks before you call, wondering if she's really interested (you shouldn't be wondering this, but it's hard to have that kind of discipline, and I'm a sucker for situations that I can't quite figure out). You can just safely assume she isn't interested, forget about her, and leave it up to her to pleasantly surprise you. And you also preserve the element of being a challenge, conveying the all important message I DON'T NEED YOU, YOU NEED ME.

OK. Now you're ready for the ultimate secrets. In the next chapters we're going to be showing you how, just by talking to a woman, you can get her so damned turned on during the date that she'll be itching to screw you. Hang on to your hats, gentlemen.

How To Get Girls To Like You: Make Date on The Spot !

2010-04-18T22:46:00.000-07:00

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This is the method I think is the best. There's something exciting and spontaneous about it that you just can't get using the phone number method.

The thing to keep in mind here is to try to appear casual. You don't want it to look like you are dying to rush her back to your place and rip her panties off.

The best illustration of this method was given to me recently by a friend of mine, Jim. Here's the story he told me:

"Our regular secretary at work was going to be gone for a few days, so we wanted to hire someone temporary, just to answer phones. Someone was scheduled to come by that afternoon, and the boss was going to be out of the office. He told me if I liked her, I could go ahead and hire her.

"She was a cute little blonde named Megan. She came in about 4:30 in the afternoon. We talked for a while, and I told her she had the job. Then I invited her to go next door for coffee.

"Well, we talked for about an hour and then I asked her if she wanted to have dinner. We did, and that turned into a movie. And from there we went back to my place and did all sorts of wonderfully obscene things to each other for several hours."

Here's the main point: Try to steer the girl you've just met into a different environment. Don't make it elaborate anywhere nearby will do. The corner Yogurt stand for some frozen fermented cow juice; the local pizza parlor, even a bowling alley. You want a chance to set her down and use the mood altering hypnotic techniques we're going to be showing you.

Whatever you do, don't invite her back to your place right away, or do anything that might scare her off. Make it seem like you just want to spend fifteen minutes talking in a public place. With what we are going to show you, that's all you are going to need.

How To Get Girls To Like You: Phone Number Easy Part

2010-04-17T22:40:00.000-07:00

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If you've ever asked a woman for her phone number, you've probably noticed an interesting phenomena - very few of them say "no" directly. Instead, they say everything BUT "yes."

Have you ever gotten these responses?

"I'm sorry, I don't have a phone."

How do you communicate, chick? Smoke signals??? "Why don't you give me your number?"

Right. And as soon as your back is turned, that card with your number on it will be shredded so fast the CIA would envy the chick's ability to destroy documents. DON'T BUY IT! If a woman tries this slick trick on you, just nod your head, smile, and walk off, leaving her secure in the knowledge that she met a man too smart for her to bamboozle. "Sure. It's 555-1212."

The old wrong number ploy. Icky, aren't they?

My point is this - if you get anything but her immediate positive response when you ask for her number, you are in big trouble, partner. Giving out the home phone number is a major step into her privacy, and she usually ain't about to do it unless she digs you on SOME level.

What's the best way to ask for the number? Try to be as matter of fact and straightforward as possible. "I'd like to take you out sometime, can I have your home phone number?" will do just fine. If you want to be a little slicker, hand her a pen and a card and say, "Magic seven digits, please." That's a bit more inventive, and inventiveness never hurts.

If you do get the number, get lost as soon as you can. There's no point hanging around after you've closed the sale. Leave her wondering about you and get the hell out of there before you do or say something to make her change her mind.

How long should you wait before you call? That depends. If you sense her interest in you was pretty high, it's safe to wait 5 to 7 days. She'll be wondering what happened and why you haven't called, and that will make you appear more CHALLENGING and therefore more attractive in her eyes.

If you sense she wasn't that interested, wait two days and then call. Try to muster up all the cheerfulness and fun you can when you make your call to pitch the date. You want to sound carefree, fun, and excited about the absolute blast the two of you are going to have together. Talk to her in the tone of voice you'd use for an old friend who you enjoy being with.

The key point is to ask her out FOR A SPECIFIC NIGHT. Don't say, "Would you like to get together this week?" or "What night are you free?" That's a weak pitch. You want to come on stronger than that.

Try "Let's have dinner Wednesday night, eight o'clock. Then we can go dancing."Then SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND DO NOT SAY A WORD!!!!! That brief moment of silence is the acid test. If you hear a long hesitation before she answers, or excuses, or anything but, "Sure, I'd love to," you've got a problem on your hands.

If a woman really does want to see you, but has something to do on the night you've asked her to be with you, and just can't cancel those plans, what will her response be? SHE'LL MAKE A COUNTER-OFFER. Something on the lines of, "I can't Wednesday, but how about Thursday at 8 o'clock?"

Don't confuse a counter-offer with an "I'm busy, but how about another time?" That's a stone cold REJECTION. If she really wanted to go out with you another time, she'd tell you when that time is. Take it from someone who used to fall for this one all the time - it will do nothing but generate useless, time-wasting wishful thinking on your part. Either you get the date, or a specific counter-offer, or you FORGET IT!

One final warning here, because women are even trickier than you can imagine. Often times you'll make your pitch for a specific night to go out; say a Wednesday. And you'll hear, "That's sounds like fun. Sure I'll go."

Then, throbbing with the thrill of victory, as you are about to hang up you hear, "Oh. Could you do me a favor? Could you call back Wednesday about 6 pm to confirm?" Or you might hear, "Call me Wednesday around 6 pm and I'll give you my address."

DON'T GET SUCKERED BY THIS TRICK! You haven't got a date in this instance, you have an option for a date, which is about as valuable as an IOU from one of my gambling buddies who live at the race track. The chick is waiting to hear from the guy she's REALLY interested in, and if he's not available, then you may get the date.

If a girl tries to pull this on you, say something like, "I don't think that's a good idea. We'll try another time when your schedule is looser."

That will put her in her place nicely. You've shown her that you can't be suckered and she can't call the shots almost certainly an unlikely and unusual occurrence. That will definitely get her attention.

Wait a week and call her back. Chances are she'll accept the date without the "call and confirm" bullshit. If she doesn't, then TOSS HER NUMBER AWAY and move on to the next adventure. She's just out to waste your time anyway.

Once you've made your date with your lady, get off the phone! Again, you might blow it if you stay on and jabber, and you want to keep her wondering about you. Do your talking on the date! If you hit it off on the phone, where does that leave you? You can't get laid over a phone wire, whatever the 976 numbers would have you believe! Save it for the date.

How To Get Girls To Like You: Girl with Guy ?

2010-04-16T08:37:00.000-07:00

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You're at a party, and so far the action is slow. The classiest girls there are the ones who don't have cookie crumbs in their mustaches. You're seriously considering going home and thumbing through that used copy of Tit and Bum.

And then...in she walks. A stunning raven haired beauty, in tight revealing red dress, her pert breasts straining against the thin, clinging material, nipples jutting, pouting blow job lips parted ever so invitingly. But you notice, to your chagrin, that she's with another guy.

What will you do? What will you do???????????????

Here's two approaches for you to try:

APPROACH NUMBER ONE:

As you flit about the room, make casual eye contact with the girl. Try to see from her response if she's interested. If you can't tell, MOVE IN ANYWAY. This is a safe method - he won't get a chance to punch you out. Introduce yourself, TO THE GUY. Be as nice and friendly as you can, and above all KEEP BRINGING THEM BOTH DRINKS. The nastier he should get, the nicer you should be. This increases your stature in her eyes, and decreases his. At some point, Bruiser Boy is going to have to go pee. That's when you make your move. Don't dawdle, for time is of the essence. Move in and pitch for the phone number. Then get out of there fast, before he comes back!

deally, your bird-dog pitches should be the final ones of the evening as you don't want to be around if she snubs you and then decides to tell him. There are some sicko women who enjoy making their boyfriends angry and jealous. Don't wait to see if she's one of them.

APPROACH NUMBER TWO:

Hang out by the Bathroom.

This is generally a good party approach anyway everyone has to go eventually, and you get a great chance to see what's there in the room. Wait till either your dreamgirl or her beau has to go, and pounce then and there. One thing you should keep in mind - just because a girl is with a guy doesn't mean she's REALLY with the guy. He could be her brother, or cousin, or roommate. If he's really unlucky, he's someone with whom she's "just friends," which, being translated from womanese means, "he takes me everywhere and pays for everything, but if he tries to put a finger on me he'll never see me again." Brutal, aren't they?

How To Get Girls To Like You: Play smart with Letter

2010-04-15T08:32:00.000-07:00

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Here's how to use the personals to get hundreds and hundreds of responses from just ONE ad! I got over FIVE HUNDRED responses the first time I tried it - you might do even better.

First, DON'T PLACE A PERSONAL AD! Now, I know I seem like I'm contradicting myself here, but please bear with me, because I'm not! If you place a personal ad just like every other guy on the singles page of your local paper, you aren't going to attract the attention that you need! Remember, ATTRACTING ATTENTION IS THE KEY TO MEETING WOMEN!

Instead, place a small classified ad on the singles page of your local paper or magazine. Keep it very simple and don't bother with artwork or fancy trimmings. The paper may do the layout for you for a nominal fee - if not, a graphic artist can do it. If you really want to go cheap, hire a art student from your local college.

Here's how the ad should read:

WOMEN: How To Find, Win and Keep the Love of Your Life In Thirty Days or Less!

For absolutely free information send self-addressed stamped envelope to:

(YOUR ADDRESS GOES IN HERE, DUMMY!)

You are half-way home now. Instead of a few crummy responses to a personal, you are going to get HUNDREDS and HUNDREDS of women writing! Run the ad two or three times, to convince the skeptics.

Here's the second step. Write a one to two page letter that is a personal ad for you, describing EXACTLY what you want and don't want in a woman. Now of course, I can't tell you what that is. But I can tell you how your letter should start. Do it just like this:

"Dear Reader,
"I have some SHOCKING news for you. You may be just DAYS away from meeting THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.

"I have even MORE shocking news for you. You won't have to spend more than 50 cents to meet him, and it shouldn't take more than TEN MINUTES of your time."

I have STILL MORE shocking news for you. Even if this should happen for you, I will still owe you a GREAT, BIG, FAT APOLOGY.

"Allow me a minute to explain.

"This is NOT a pitch for a 'self-help' book. This is NOT a pitch for a 'dating service' or one of those disgusting '976' numbers. It's not even a pitch for a seminar, an irresistible love potion, or a psychic astrological-past life love chart.
"So just what the heck IS this a pitch for then?

"Quite simply, dear reader, this is a pitch for ME!

"OK. Allow me ANOTHER minute to explain.

"My name is (your name) and I've gone to the absurd extreme of pulling a crazy stunt like this because I very much want to meet a VERY SPECIAL lady to love and enjoy and respect. Who knows? Maybe YOU are her.

"I KNOW you are out there, somewhere. But I've recently realized that I would have to do something DRASTIC to get your attention, while weeding out all the CRAZIES, LOSERS, and DUM-DUMS who are keeping us from meeting each other.

"I hope that last sentence doesn't seem overly negative, but I think it's a pretty accurate description of the singles scene, for both men AND women."

But I digress ....

OK, you get the point. Then go on to describe your good and bad points, what you DON'T want in a woman, and what you do want. Finally, ask them to send a letter
and a recent full length photo. If you like what you see, arrange for a meeting.

That's the SMART way to play the personals.

How To Get Girls To Like You: Slap Back with Ellegance

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Women are not always sweet and friendly, dying to meet you, and eager to fulfill
your every desire as a man. At times they can be downright nasty.

Who says you have to put up with it, fellas? Here are some wicked replies to her
bitchy putdowns, to let her know just who's in charge!

HER: I'M REALLY NOT INTERESTED IN MEETING YOU.

YOU: One of these days you are going to see a man across a room and you're going
to want to meet him but it's not going to happen because he's going to intuitively pick up on your incredible capacity for rude behavior.

Alternative One:

YOU: Thank you for showing me how warm and feminine you are.

Alternative Two:

YOU: You've got a little piece of snot hanging out your nose.

Alternative Three:

YOU: (Gazing at her upper lip) Gee. It's amazing what they can do with electrolysis these days.

Alternative Four:

YOU: (pull out a tampon which you should carry for just this purpose) Here. It's
gotta be that time of the month!

Alternative Five:

YOU: I'm a lonely person trying to overcome my shyness and you've just slammed
me back into my shell for months. I hope you're happy.

Alternative Six:

YOU: Chill out, skirt!

How To Get Girls To Like You: Even when she says NO

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This method will work 9 times out of 10 and really knock a woman out. You should use it only after she's refused your initial offer for a date. I've seen it melt women who had no interest in me whatsoever and initially refused to go out with me.

It works like this. Find out when your waitress, or store clerk, or other working girl is on shift. Go to your local florist and get a nice bouquet of wildflowers and such made up. Don't go for a dozen red roses; that is way too heavy.

Write on the card, "To (Her name), from your secret admirer."

Then have a buddy deliver it on or before her shift. If you can't get a buddy to do it, try to talk a passerby into doing it. People usually enjoy helping out when it is a matter of love. Corny, ain't it?

Wait a few days, before you go for the piece de resistance. Go to your local T-shirt store, and have them make up a T-shirt. It should say, "I AM YOUR SECRET ADMIRER." Put this shirt on under a button up shirt or jacket, and then walk in on your honey pie's shift. Waltz up to her, tap her on the shoulder, and open your shirt or jacket.

Now, that will make an impression. You were clever, different, unique, and went to all that trouble just for her. (Never mind that you only have to pay for the shirt once, but can use it over and over again. Just make sure it stays clean, so it doesn't look used - that will really blow it for you!) After she gets through hugging you, or even kissing you, tell her you'd like to see her, and you're willing to go to some effort to do it, and then some. Then ask her out.

If she's got any smarts and heart at all, she'll go for it. This is a great, fun method, and it really works like a charm!

By the way, if you don't have a local T-shirt shop, and want to try this, you can order a shirt from me. Specify Small, Medium, Large, or X-tra large, and whether you want the girl's name put on the shirt, so that she knows for sure you did it Specially for her, or whether you want the plain, "I AM YOUR SECRET ADMIRER" message. It's twenty bucks, to the same address and same name you sent your original payment for this book.

How To Get Girls To Like You: Ask Woman Out In Front of Other People

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Once I was in barber shop, getting my hair cut, and an incredibly sexy lady was waiting her turn. She was wearing a skirt that was so short that you could easily see her juicy thighs. Her legs were screaming out to be mine, but what could I do? Although I was busy chatting with her in front of the barber and the other people waiting their turn, I couldn't graciously ask her out right there in front of everyone, could I?

I started reviewing my other options. I could hang around after my haircut, and wait for her to finish, and then hit her as she was coming out the door, but that would be lame, and kind of scary for her.

Well, I did a little mental exercise that really helps me when I'm stumped for what to say. I made a picture in my mind of myself, sitting in the barber chair. Then I saw picture of myself standing a few feet a away, watching me sitting in the barber chair.

Somehow this kind of "mental distancing" myself from a situation always helps. Sure enough, the right words came to mind.

I said to my target, "Let's see. You're a knock-out in the looks department, you have the great taste to laugh at all my jokes, and you're also very sweet. And life is so unfair that it's got to be the case that you're either married or have a boyfriend, or both."

This got a laugh from everyone present, most importantly her. "Actually, I don't," she said.

By this time, instead of being an embarrassment, it had turned into great entertainment for everyone present, and she was enjoying being the star of the show. You could have cut the silence in that place with the barber's straight razor, as everyone waited to see what the outcome would be.

"Thank you, God", I said, looking heavenward, holding my hands together in mock prayer. Another laugh from all assembled. Then I looked at her, smiled, paused, then said, "I'd be very flattered if you'd have dinner with me tonight." She said, "I'd love to." We set the time, and she gave me her address on a piece of paper and it was one of the most enjoyable and romantic evenings I'd ever had. And her legs felt as good as they looked.

How To Get Girls To Like You: Street and Supermarket Pickups

2010-04-11T03:58:00.000-07:00

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One of the toughest places to pick-up women is right on the street, and that's why I love it; it's a real challenge.

Of course, one of the easy ways out is the old "taking a survey" method, but that isn't nearly as much fun as using lines.

The absolute key to street pick-ups is to be very upbeat, happy, warm and friendly. Do NOT come on heavy on the street. Women are naturally (and justly) cautious in the big city.

Here's a great street pick-up for you that will also work in a supermarket. I call it the compliment string.

Pick out your target, then walk alongside her. Find one thing about her you can genuinely compliment, then say:

"I like your hat."

She'll say "Thank you."

Then say, "I like your watch."

She'll say "Thank you."

Then what you do is pause, sort of look at her sideways for a moment, and say with as much charm and good humor as you can:

"Come to think of it, I like everything."

Nine times out of ten that will get a big laugh. If she doesn't laugh, she's a very uptight chick and you'd just get rejected if you straight asked her out anyway.

Once she's laughed you hit her with this: "My name's ________. By what name are you called, you shining example of genetic perfection?"

(I know that sounds corny but it will get a big laugh. Trust me.)

Once she tells you, you say,

"You know, I can tell you're woman with fantastic good taste. And you know how I know that?"

She'll ask how.

"Because you laugh at all of my jokes."

She'll laugh again. Then you hit her with another laugh line.

"Do you believe in irrational and self-defeating infatuation at first sight?"

She'll laugh again. If she says yes, then you should jokingly look heavenward and say,

"Thank you, God. Would you like to get a cup of coffee?" If she says no (to the infatuation question, not your coffee invitation), you say,

"Great. Then I'm not being irrational if I ask you to have a cup of coffee (or some frozen yogurt, or whatever is nearby and convenient).

Whatever the response, you want to try to invite her to do something with you, in a public place, right then and there.

If she says she'd like to, but is in a hurry to get somewhere, ask her out for that evening, if it is at all feasible. Say something like "I'd be very flattered if you'd have dinner with me tonight." Be direct, but charming at the same time, and don't back down! Your very directness is part of what makes you appealing, and when you combine it with charm, a smile, and the ability to make her laugh, you are really going to hit her hard. And that bit about being "flattered." Well, for some reason I can't figure, that works very well. Make sure you add that in. It's like you're saying that the nicest compliment about yourself would be to be seen in public with her.

This approach will also work well in a supermarket. It's unique, different, funny, direct, and fun and romantic for you and her. I discovered another great supermarket pick-up totally by accident. I was suffering through another attack of hay-fever during allergy season, so I went to the local Osco drug store to get something for it. As I was walking along I spied an incredible honey wearing very tight jeans and an equally tight T-shirt. As I walked by her, I had to

sneeze, but the sneeze wouldn't come out, so I paused right next to her as I struggled to sneeze. I noticed her looking at me, and instantly my magnificently sleazy brain phonied up a scam.

With one finger up to my nose, as if I were about to sneeze, I said to her,"Do me a favor. Pound me really hard on the back."

She said, "Are you sure?"

I said, "Yes."

She gave me a good slap, and I said, "Well, it didn't help the sneeze, but I think I just fell in love. What's your name?"

Then I hit her with the other lines you've already seen. Unfortunately, she was married. Oh well. But I've used the line on other occasions with success. It's a numbers game, good buddy, a numbers game. But you'll find this "sneeze" line works well in just about any public "non-pick-up" setting, such as the beach, parks, etc. Try it, and you'll see it's nothing to sneeze at. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. That's what's called an author's right to abuse his readers.

How To Get Girls To Like You: Happy Hours and Waitress

2010-04-10T03:50:00.000-07:00

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Your local restaurant or bar's happy hour is a great place to meet women. They go there to relax and unwind after work, and that means alcohol consumption, and plenty of it. So, you already have one strike in your favor, because their inhibitions are going to be a lot less than normal.

The "taking a survey method" works better in this setting than in a singles bar, as women are, as I said, less suspicious. You're probably better off saying that you are writing a book for men and you are working on a chapter on bad lines.

Ask the women you meet to tell you the worst pick-up lines they've ever heard. They'll be more than happy to tell you- one of the things women do most when they get together for drinks is to chick about men, so you'll probably be right on subject! This is a fun approach, that adds some humor to the stale "best ways to meet women survey" approach. You'll meet lots of women, and some of them are bound to go for you, out of sheer numbers alone. Who knows, you might find out that some of your favorite lines are actually the ones women think of as being the worst! That alone would make it worth your while!

One of the things I noticed when I was first trying out singles bars and happy hour strategies was that the waitresses were almost always better looking than any of the female customers! Take a good look next time you go to these places and you will see that I am right.

I love picking up waitresses. There is far less pressure, they have to talk to you, and you can take your time. Unlike a girl you meet in a bar, who you will more than likely never see again unless you get a date, you can pretty much know where and when the waitress of your dreams will be.

I should point out that with waitresses, as well as sales clerks, and other "working women" you have to decide on a one step or two step approach. By that, I mean that if things seem to be going really good on your first meeting, you can ask her out right on the spot. If not, you can try to build more rapport on later visits, before you hit her for the date or phone number.

Waitress Bait

As with any pick-up, key first step is to get your targets attention. Here are three good ways to do that:

1. The clever line approach. Here's a line that I've used time and again. God must have whispered it in my ear, the first time I used it. It works when you are in a singles bar or other bar or restaurant that has lots of female customers, and your target is busy serving drinks. Just look at her and say,

"I just wanted you to know that ninety-nine percent of the women who walk in that door would kill their own mothers to look half as good as you do."

This is probably the most effective line you will ever use. It's one thing for a beautiful woman to hear that a man thinks she's good looking, but it isn't really that big a deal to her. After all, she already knows it is true, and may even be tired of hearing it.

But, women being such cat-like creatures, nothing pleases them more than to know that they are SO beautiful that other women hate them for it and are insanely jealous! Even the most jaded, hard-assed woman would love to believe this is true!

2. The direct approach. Here, you are direct, but you also acknowledge the reality that you are a stranger to her, and that you respect her need to earn her living without being harassed by pick-up artists. Walk up to her and say,

"I don't mean to interrupt you while you are working, but I just wanted you to know that I think you're one of the most attractive women I've ever seen, and I'm really glad I worked up the courage to introduce myself to you."

Tell her your name, ask her hers, and then let her get back to work. Chances are, she'll be so impressed, she'll come over to talk to you. This line is very flattering, and what really makes it work is the last bit about "working up the courage to meet you." It implies that she's so beautiful that you just had to overcome all that shyness just so you could get a chance to meet her. Women eat this line like candy and it will get you laid by waitresses, salesgirls and the like with startling frequency.

3. The dirty, sneaky, fake like you are in show biz approach. Here in L.A., 99.999% of the better looking waitresses are aspiring actresses, waiting for that big break. Some of these women are so gorgeous they would make you drool in your pants, and they are ripe for someone who they think can help them along in their career. Now, keeping in mind the ecology warning at the beginning of this chapter, let me tell you how I stumbled on to this scam and how it can help you

to sleep with the most beautiful women around.

At the time I stumbled on this approach, I had a roommate who worked for a small aerospace research company. They had just moved into a suite of offices that previously had been occupied by a talent agency. Opening a closet one day, they discovered a few hundred pictures of very good looking actresses who were applying for a role in a film.

My roommate brought about a hundred of them home, and as I was going through them, slobbering all over myself, it suddenly occurred to me that: Most of these girls were probably working as waitresses to support themselves. What better way to get favorable attention from some cutie pie waitress than to walk into a bar or restaurant with these and just start going through them.

So, that's what I did. And sure enough, before long, a very gorgeous young food and drink service technician (bureaucratese for waitress) came by to see what I was doing. I told her that my sister ran a company that makes movies for TV (which happens to be the truth, but don't worry if you don't have a sister that does that, you can talk about my sister if you feel guilty) and that she wanted me to go through these pictures and select the ones I thought were the most

attractive. Naturally, this sweetie pie was an aspiring future Oscar winner, and asked if she could get a resume to me. I said it would have to be fast, as my sister wanted to know by tomorrow. Of course, she invited me to come back to her place after work to get the picture, and well, we had a few drinks and........

The key to this method is not to make it seem like you are blackmailing her. Tell her you would be happy to submit her picture and resume to the right person. After you have agreed to that, THEN ask her out. The threat of you not doing it if she doesn't accept hasn't been made, and nice guy that you are, you wouldn't even think of implying it. But she might be afraid of losing your good will, and so will accept. Try to get her to go out with you on the spot.

Now, some of you may be wondering, "Well, it sounds great. But what if I don't have a roommate who happens to work for an aerospace research company that happens to be in the same office that used to be used by a talent agency?"

Good question. What you do is put a simple ad in your local paper along these lines:

"Models wanted! All expenses paid, plus $500.00 photo shoot in Tahiti! Send 8 x 10 to: Your Name Productions, Your Address."

That should get you some nice responses.

How To Get Girls To Like You: Singles Bars

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You are about to learn some very effective methods for meeting women. While all of them are effective, some of them might not be right for you to use in an overall sense. If, for example, you need to work on being more direct, then using some of the trickier methods that rely on getting a woman's attention via some kind of ploy might hurt you in the long run. Use your own best judgment and try to think long term.

Singles Bars

Even though I don't particularly care for singles bars, I guess I am obligated to tell you some ways to work them. Here are some things to keep in mind if you want to use singles bars to pick up women: Women in singles bars are sort of like motorcycle cops. Motorcycle cops have heard every story in the book from people trying to talk them out of tickets.

Women in singles bars have heard every story and line (if they are halfway decent looking, that is, and if not, who cares?) trying to talk them out of their panties. Since you are running against the odds, you are going to have to go through some numbers before you get a pick-up. Unless you are a movie star or look like a Greek God, figure about 10 "no's" (would you believe, "fuck off") for every yes, if you are lucky. So pick an approach you enjoy doing, since you are going to

have to use it a lot. Personally, I prefer a funny approach, because I like getting a laugh, enjoy a woman with a sense of humor, and generally have fun with this angle of attack.

Since most bars are so loud, what with hundreds of people talking at once, and more often than not, music blasting as well, BRING A PEN AND SMALL NOTE PAD!!! This will save your voice and allow you to communicate! Keep moving, and don't let a less than optimum response stop you. This is a numbers game, and if a particular girl isn't giving you the response you like,

cut bait and move on to greener pastures.

OK. Here is my favorite singles bar method. It involves using a note pad and pen. What I do is pick out a girl that interests me, scribble this note, and hand it to her:

"Hi," I'm taking a survey on bad lines. Circle which one you think is the worst.

"1. `Come here often, sugar pants?'

"2. `Hey, baby. Can we go out in the cold and hug?'

"3. `Hi. I'm taking a survey on bad lines.'"

This almost always gets a laugh. When it doesn't, I just walk away, because if the chick can't take a joke, then to heck with her. But, as I said, this is a fun, enjoyable approach for me, it's unique and different, and it's a good opener.

There are lots of variations on the basic note pad and pen approach. You could pretend you are writing a book for men and want to survey women on the best ways to meet them in bars. But this approach might arouse some suspicion, and I kind of think it's more common than you'd believe.

How To Get Girls To Like You: Mirroring

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The next step after you've got her attention is to introduce yourself and get her name. I hope you are smart enough to do that without my advice.

Then you've got to create the illusion of rapport. For those of you who don't know what rapport means, the dictionary defines it as: "Accord, affinity, relations marked by harmony."

The techniques you use to create rapport will vary according to the type of pick-up you are using. Of course, we've already gone over the proper way to use your tone of voice.

Here are two other very sneaky and powerful ways to create rapport with a woman. You should use them when you're actually on a date as well as when you first meet a woman. They take some practice to master, but work quite well.

MIRRORING

There once was a very powerful and successful hypnotist by the name of Milton Erickson. When you are through with this book you may well want to build a shrine to Erickson, because this man is going to help get you laid more than having a million dollars cash and a body like Scharwtznegger.

Erickson could hypnotize anyone, even the most resistant patient or client. One of the ways he did this was by mirroring the breathing of the person he was hypnotizing.

Now, I'm going to pause for a minute so you can go through your "Bullshit" reaction. But mirroring someone's breathing is a very powerful way to make them unconsciously feel in tune with you. Erickson would watch the rate of his client's breathing and then begin to match it with his own breathing, or with the pace of his speaking. Or he'd tap his chest with his hand in time to the persons breathing, and then begin to gradually slow the tapping. The person's breathing would slow in time to the tapping!

Mirroring works because your unconscious picks up and is aware of things your conscious mind has no knowledge of. To convince yourself that this is so, try this experiment:

Get a friend of yours and have them close their eyes. Ask them to keep their eyes closed, and guess what you are doing.

Stand in front of them, and begin speaking. As you do so, sway your head from side to side.

Ask them what you are doing.

Of course, they will be able to tell you you are moving your head back and forth. Now, ask them how they knew they'll tell you they could hear the difference in how you sounded.

Now, try it again, but this time ask them to keep their eyes open. Ask if they can hear the difference now, and of course they can't? Actually, they CAN hear the difference, because they still have the same pair of ears - they just aren't CONSCIOUSLY aware of it. But unconsciously, you bet they are!

In the same way, if you mirror a chick's breathing, or her tone of voice, or rate of speaking, or even a particular gesture she uses, on a conscious level she won't notice. If she does notice on a conscious level, then you are being too obvious and she's either going to think you are a weirdo or are making fun of her, and neither of these will score you points.

But if you do it subtly, then all she will know is that for some odd reason she sure seems to feel right down comfortable with you, old buddy, as if she's loved you for years!

How To Get Girls To Like You: Grab Their Attention

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I have a brother who's in advertising - more specifically he writes newspaper and magazine ad copy. I once watched him at work, and he sat for about three hours and then wrote one sentence! One sentence!

I asked him why he took so long on one sentence and his answer stuck with me: It's that first sentence that determines whether they even read the rest of the ad!

Look at meeting women like an ad man who's writing copy for a newspaper ad. Maybe one out of a hundred readers is actively looking for the product you are trying to sell, and they will read your whole ad no matter what the headline says.

The rest of the readers could care less. They are busy flipping pages, trying to get to the comics section or the sports page. They will only stop if something grabs their attention.

So it is with the average chick. In a few lucky situations, your looks alone will snag her. But the rest of the time you won't have much chance of selling your product unless you grab her attention and grab it fast. (I know, you want to grab something else, but that comes later. Animal.)

Below are some of the best ways to grab a girl's attention:

Humor

Appealing to her curiosity

Putting an unusual or unexpected twist on an old, cliche pick-up

Role playing

Faking like you already know her

Appealing to her ego

Showing outrageous balls or guts